Both co-kings flaunt their arrogance even by the standards of a genre where braggadocio is the main event, and neither is shy about pretending that the line of succession from Otis Redding and Martin Luther King is paved with their gold. Jay-Z's brand p0rn is as hardc0re as West's, although he prefers luxury durables to couture, and it's Jay-Z alone who assumes Michael Jackson's mantle and then claims the Beatles' too. In most respects, however, Jay-Z is a grown man and Kanye West is not. His autobiographical tales are from the projects, not the mall. Never all that big a pimp, he leaves the group sex and coke-snorting hotties to the 34-year-old who says he's outgrown strip clubs. He even boasts that he's happily married. And while both men are too damn paranoid about their exalted station, Jay-Z exercises the caution of a crime boss while West emanates the self-pity of a blabbermouth. In 2005, with Jay-Z feigning retirement and West acing his freshman-sophomore College Dropout-Late Registration sequence, I'd never have figured it would work out like this—that in 2011 Jay-Z would have his finger on the future while West played the fame victim. By blabbering the revolting truth about George W. Bush post-Katrina, West had even begun to manifest his civil rights movement upbringing. But starting with his Iraq rhymes for Panjabi MC and announced in full as of "Minority Report" on his 2006 maturity album Kingdom Come, Jay-Z also began to apply his intelligence to politics and let down his guard enough to express softer emotions. However dubious the dead homiez trope and the tribulations of the rich and famous, both men had a claim on those emotions beyond what Jay-Z has called "absent-father kharma": Jay-Z lost his beloved nephew when the Chrysler his uncle had given the kid for graduation crashed with a friend at the wheel, and West lost his even more beloved mother in a grotesquely poetic accident in which the Chicago English professor died at the hands of an L.A. plastic surgeon. One could venture that maybe Watch the Throne divvies up the way it does for rhetorical purposes—that one king plays the hero and the other the hedonist, two equally royal hip-hop archetypes. After all, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy lays out West's personality disorders far more subtly and satirically. More likely, however, collaborating with the undiminished master who gave him his break just set West blabbering. Jay-Z is the most irreligious of mainstream rappers, but he's been Jay-Hova since the start of his rhyming career, restoring meanings to the word "awesome" that many believed had been lost forever. The only time I've seen Jay-Z perform, at the Garden in late 1997, I took offense at his tossed-off "Ladies grab my dick if you love hip-hop" and pegged him as Little Milton to Busta Rhymes's Howlin' Wolf -- competent craftsman versus untamed genius. But as is now well known, the truth was 170 degrees away. As he packs narrative and metaphor, jokes and puns and homonyms, into lines sculpted with conversational microbeats and taffy-pull vocalese and held together with internal rhymes, Jay-Z's signal musical gift is to sound like he's got nothing to prove and plenty to say—to sound like he's just talking. For an example, read along with the third verse of the new urban anthem "Empire State of Mind," right after "Big lights will inspire you." Or do without Timbaland's mocking beat and sound out the opening words of Blueprint 3's lesser-known "Reminder": "All rhymers with Alzheimer's line up please /All mamis with mind-freeze please line up please /All bloggers with comments, please, I come in peace /Let's see if we can kill your amnesia by the time I leave /All mamis I whored before'll vouch for me /Tell 'em 'bout the time on your momma's couch mami." I mean, if you gotta brag, brag like that.