以下是各方豪杰的（？）的回复
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN BB
为、劳、资、是、美、国、人、而、骄、傲！
totally seconded~~~ >;)
完全赞成（译注：后面评论跟着+3，+4，+5，一直加到了9，就不翻译了）
I love Greece, absolutely love him. I'm not the kind of person who gets easily offended though. Even growing up with a lot of anti-Turkish propaganda, I ship Turkey/Greece like crazy. So
我爱希/腊，绝对爱他。我就是那种很难被激怒的人，即使从小就受到很多反土宣传，我也很萌土/耳/其/希/腊（译注：不清楚ship这个动词是什么意思，但可以推断是正面的）
I have to agree with you: Greece-tan is absolutely awsome :P
（LZ回帖）我得赞同您的观点，海格真的很棒
Haha, he's so true to Greek nature, too
哈哈，他也很切合希/腊/人的天性

America never fails to give me a case of the giggles, or at least a goofy grin. So I vote that as GLEEFUL PRIDE?
美/国每次都逗得我咯咯大笑，至少也是咧嘴傻笑。所以说还是给“233荣誉感”来上一票？
（译注：此处gleeful约等于喜感）
FXXK YEAH, SHINING SEAS AND FREAKIN MAJESTIC PURPLE MOUNTAINS AND LOUD DUDES WITH GLASSES
绝逼无误！闪耀的海面！还有伟岸得一逼的紫色群山！还有内帮戴眼镜的大嗓门儿！
（译者吐槽：你祖国君哭了好吗！）
↓↓↓以下五个评论都是给这位阿米文艺帝的↓↓↓
THIS. I AGREE WITH THIS
这个，我赞同这个
....I think you just summed up my feelings ENTIRELY
……我觉得你把我的感情完全总结了
*salutes*
【致敬
...................i want to favorite your comment or something
………………我想顶你个回复之类的
THIS FOREVER
这永恒的！

Heee, hello fellow Chilean! =D Too bad out little sock-shaped country isn't featured... still. =)
嘿，你好智/利/人/民，袜子状的小小国还没出人设实在蛋疼，目前还没出
Yes T_T I love our sock country :X
（LZ回帖）是啊【泪目】我爱袜子祖国
.....Sock country? XDDDD
Be real girls, we all know Chile has never been THAT important. *had to strugle on her Hetalia Meme*
Oh, hey miyuki_mina !!! Long time I haven't heard from you!!
……袜子国？233333
淡定吧姑娘，咱们都知道智/利没那么富于存在感【吭哧吭哧争取跻身黑塔角色录】
哦，美雪_米娜泥嚎！！！撒西不理！！！
（译者吐槽：这货在借地勾搭老基友= =）

LOL, missed you too sweetie. <33333
And hey, if you look at Chile in the map, it DOES look like a long and slender sock. Mew. =P
艾玛笑死……我也想你啊甜心【献花
还有啊，如果你看看地图上的智/利，的确它很像个又瘦又长的袜子的说，喵~
And the holes in the sock could be the lakes in the south :P
（LZ回帖）袜子上那堆破洞就是南方的湖泊
（译者吐槽：QAQ妹子啊不带这么埋汰祖国酱的啊！）
Don't forget the islands! =D
... Dios, creo que he creado un monstruo. =x
别忘了还有小岛呐！
（译注：这里貌似是一段西/班/牙/语，后半段貌似是“创造了一个怪物”的意思OTL门外汉给跪）
well, talking about geography, yeah, we are a long, looooong portion of earth with sea, but we used to have more territory in the past... (oh, argentina!, tan buenos 'hermanos' que supuestamente somos, pfffff)
那啥，说起地理来，是啊，我们的沿海国土真的好长好长好长好长好长，不过我们过去的领土比这要大…（你妹的阿/根/廷！%￥#@&*……）
（译者吐槽：民族恩怨在此不表【其实是看不懂）
（顺便提一句，这妹子的头像亮瞎我了）

I remember one thing my Asian Philosophy professor said that just stood out to me: "Compared to others, we as Americans are hopelessly optimistic." It wasn't until she said that that I actually realized the truth behind that. Our government does tend to work on the notion that things are only going to get better, and although they're bad now, their roots are strong (a recent example of American optimism: McCain saying how he believes that the economy is "fundamentally good"). Other nations, like China (as seen by the fundamental beliefs of Confucianism and such), have this desire to get back to the way things were in the past. Instead of time taking a positive slope, time takes a negative slope.
So I think America's optimism and enthusiasm is pretty accurate. And how he can be seen as a bit...ridiculous sometimes. I mean, here it's almost considered unpatriotic to say "Yeah, things are bad, and they're not getting better" instead of "Our foundations are strong, we'll be okay!" It does seem a bit ridiculous, to an outsider. And how we make such a huge deal about stuff. I think Americans as a whole are pretty optimistic and enthusiastic, so I like how America's character reflects that.
我记得特清楚，我亚/洲/哲/学课的教授说：“比起别人，我们作为美/国/人实在乐观到没救了。”直到她说了这话我才发现真是这么回事，我们的政【度娘武运昌盛】府的确总倾向致力于营造明天会更好的概念，虽然丫烂透了。他们的根性还是很强大的（举个最近典型的美/式乐观的例子，麦/凯/恩居然说他坚信经济现状“基本不错”）其他国家，比如中/国，（可参考儒/家/信/条及其他），总渴望因循守旧，觉得世道日下而非日上。
所以我觉得阿米的乐观热情还是塑造得挺准确的，有时候有点……古怪，我是说如果不鼓气，几乎会被认为是不爱国的表现，不能说“是的，情况的确不妙，而且越来越糟”，必须说“我们的基础很坚实，我们会没事的！”，这对于外人而言的确有点古怪，我们就是这么打下这份庞大家业的。我觉得美/国/人整体都相当热情乐观，所以我喜欢阿米所折射出的国/民/性。

Well, Americans somehow always manage to pull off something to fix everything :P
Here if we're screwed, well, we stayed screwed or gets colonized [or become a common wealth :P] of a bigger nation. That's probrably why we revolt all the time for silly things XD
（LZ回帖）嗯，美/国/人不知怎么回事总能小修小补就挽回大局。
如果我们完蛋了的话我们会一直完蛋下去，或者被大/国/殖/民，要么就变成联/邦。这可能就是我们动不动就为S/B理由成天暴【度娘万福金安】动的原因吧2333
Well, it's really only like sticking a band-aid on it instead of fixing fundamental issues, but we're just like that. I guess whatever works? And I also think how...'bossy' America is is also fairly accurate. WE THINK WE'RE THE FREAKING WORLD'S POLICE OR SOMETHING idk. And we are embarrassing, I'll admit.
I'm also not too involved in Germany's politics, but from what I know and the time I've spent there, I think he's also pretty accurate. Perhaps it's just the vibes I get, but still
咋说呢，真有不开刀不吃药贴个OK绷就完事的赶脚……但是我们一直都那样。估计其实怎么整都行？还有我也觉得……阿米的霸道也挺还原的，我们老是把自己当成该死的世界警【度娘春寒加衣】察或者啥玩意，我得承认，这让人害臊。
还有，据我所了解到的和亲身留居的经历而言，我也对德/国的政【度娘平心健气】治不太认同，路德塑造得也很精确，也许只是感觉吧，但是还是（很还原）

I'd have to agree with you on that one; and the movie 'Team America; World Police' kinda instilled that on me. WE'RE ALWAYS THERE WHEN SOMEONE IS IN TROUBLE! I think it's very heroic/stupid! But I can't help but love that about my country...I wanna give America a big hug.
But at the same time, America is that annoyingly rambunctious friend at the party and everyone hates him...but deep down inside they totally want to join him on the dance floor XD
The point is, America is surprisingly accurate!
我真得在这一点上赞同您，自从看完电影《美/国组队；世界秩序》之后就有点挥之不去了。哪里不平哪里就有窝萌老米吗？！真心觉得超英（S）雄（B）！但还是控制不住爱国心……我想狠狠拥抱美/国。
但与此同时，美/国正是那种神烦的猪队友，聚会上没人愿意搭理他，但是内心深处，大家还是想和他一起在舞池里撒欢耍彪233333
还是那句话，阿米真是神还原。

哦草……今天先更这些……明天中午得闲再说……
这帖子不是我吹啊，是真尼玛长长长长……很多国家都出现了，有点三次元世界会议的感觉。

真的好有趣呢wwww
大多数都是吐槽阿米的那后面都有些啥呢ww好期待~~~、
lz请加油↖(^ω^)↗

米国网友好萌啊ww 表示很喜欢阿尔啊 脱线自我主义甚得都呆萌死了XD

阿米的淫民跟阿尔一样很撒欢

求给个地址，表示也很想参与进去呢~~

对着眉毛语看一遍，再看楼主的翻译彻底笑瘫了，翻译绝逼是亮点啊！智/利的袜子破洞戳中萌点，上着课就直接笑出声。楼主加油！

好萌，翻译菌辛苦了