【练功发自真心】【修炼翻译】

1.金坷垃篇
故事背景百度去。。

原文：
日非:金坷垃!金坷垃!我们的!我们的!
满载金坷垃的小货车被截住了...
美:你们想干神马?
日非:金坷垃!金坷垃!我们的!我们的!
非:我要金坷垃非洲农业不发达 必须要有金坷垃!
日:我要金坷垃日本资源太缺乏 必须要有金坷垃!
日非:金坷垃我的我的 (扭打...
非:妈妈的金坷垃是我的!
美:不能打架!金坷垃好处都有啥? 谁说对了就给他
非(边说边甩手):肥料掺了金坷垃不流失 不蒸发 零浪费
日(夺过金坷垃):肥料掺了金坷垃能吸收两米下的氮磷钾!
非:世界肥料都涨价 肥料掺了金坷垃! 一袋能顶两袋撒!
日:用了金坷垃小麦亩产一千八 日本的粮食再也不向美国进口了! 哈哈哈哈哈...
美(想):小鬼子 真不傻!金坷垃给了他 对美国农业危害大 绝不能给他
美:非洲农业不发达 我们都要支援他金坷垃你们日本别想了
日:狡猾! 狡猾! 没有金坷垃怎么种庄稼金坷垃!金坷垃!(此段甚亮..
天之音(音乐起):肥料掺了金坷垃 一袋能顶两袋撒 肥料掺了金坷垃 小麦亩产一千八
美国 圣地亚戈 American SHENGDIYAGE

译文：（以下美国人简称Am,非洲人简称Af,日本人简称J)
Af & J: My Jinkela! My Jinkela! Mine! Mine...
The truck filled with Jinkela is stopped...
Am: What do you wanna do?
Af & J: My Jinkela! My Jinkela! Mine! Mine...
Af: I want Jinkela! Since Africa lacks advanced agriculture, Jinkela is a must!
J: I want Jinkela! The lack of natural resources makes Jinkela vital for Japan!
Af & J: Jinkela is mine! Jinkela is mine! (Fighting)
Af: It's my mother's! Jinkela is mine!
Am: Don't fight, don't fight! What are the advantages of Jinkela? I will give it to the one who can answer this correctly.
Af (Swinging his arm when speaking): When Jinkela is mixed with other fertilizer, the fertilizer never run off or vaporizes, thus waste never appears!
J (Grabbing Jinkela): When fertilizer blends with Jinkela, it makes it possible for crops to absorb Nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium!
Af: Since the price of fertilizer all over the world rises, when Jinkela is added to the fertilizer, the effect of fertilizer doubles!
J: Using Jinkela, the production of wheat per mu rise to 1800 kilograms, so Japan will never import grain from America! Ha ha ha ha...
Am (Thinking): Small Devil is really smart! If I give Jinkela to him, the US will suffer from great harm. Never would I do this!
Am: Since the agriculture of Africa is not advanced, we should offer assistance to Africa. You Japan could never get Jinkela!
J: So cunning ! So cunning! How could I grow crops without Jinkela? Jinkela, Jinkela!!
Voice from the sky (Music): When Jinkela is added to the fertilizer, the effect of fertilizer doubles.Using Jinkela, the production of wheat per mu rise to 1800 kilograms.
American San Diego

我真的没用谷歌娘或者度娘什么的！纯原创！

It's my mother's……

译文：
Hi, kids. Do you remember me? Yes! I am the actor, Ge Ping, who dub Blue Cat. Today Iam going to say hello specially to kids in Qin Huangdao, Shi Jiazhuang and An Yang, He Nan Province. Why? We arrived in Qin Huangdao and Shi Jiazhuang in October 2002, performing for kids on the spot. A very interesting event took place during the performance, so then I am going to tell everyone about it.
That day, when I was at the performance in Shi Jiazhuang, I said," Kids, anyone who would like to learn dubbing with me?" Then I heard a voice from downside, "Me!!!" I looked there, seeing a barehead rushing out from the crowd of kids. Wow! Wearing clothes of the our brand Blue Cat, he looked extremely showy.
I raised him in a hug. I said," What's your name?" He replied," My name is Wu Ke!" "How old are you now?" He said he was five years old. This child liked me to a great extent, hugging me and begging me to teach him dubbing. I said," OK, OK, don't get anxious." I spoke out a sentence at that time, "I am suuuuuper Blue Cat!" He imitated that sentence with great similarity.
Well, when we came back to Chang Sha, we got the letter sent from little Wu Ke as well as his father, which was filled with enthusiasm. In the letter, He said Blue Cat and Tao Qi did great benifit to kids from all over China, since we could get not only entertainment but also knowledge from it. Therefore, from little Wu Ke, we could find that all kids in China like Blue Cat and Tao Qi. This is called " Watching Blue Cat, Learning from Blue Cat, I am proud with my knowledge!"
OK, dear kids, on no account would we disappoint you as well as your parents' hope. We
will make Blue Cat and Tao Qi better and more splendid!

先赞一个，翻译的很好，水平很高。
说一下，有几点错误/改进。
1.亩最好别用mu，用acre更好。
2.第二段有个iam连一起了。（这个就不算错了。。）
3.That day→That time语义更佳。
4.barehead→bald child
5.This child liked me to a great extent→The child was fond of me damn well.更地道。
6.we got the letter sent from little Wu Ke as well as his father, which was filled with enthusiasm.翻译的太繁→we got the enthusiastic letter sent from little Wu Ke and his father.
嗯，就这样吧。。个人的拙见。。

3.非凡Style
（梁非凡进来看见一对属下围在一起，用警棍敲了敲护栏5下）
梁非凡：“把这里当游乐场啊？啊？！那么喜欢玩就让你们玩。到下面去玩跑步，跑完二十圈之后再玩俯卧撑，要玩够一百下，去！”
（众人无奈地走了，不料刘醒被梁非凡用警棍挡住）
梁非凡：“刘醒你站住。”
（其他人停了下来）
梁非凡：“昨天干嘛不来上班？”
刘醒：“报告非凡哥，昨天我有事一定要请假一天。我告诉你秘书了。”
梁非凡：“说了就行了？告诉我秘书说要坐我位子就坐得了我的位子？告诉我秘书说要我老婆做你姨太太就做你姨太太？是不是这样？”
刘醒：“（有点生气）报告非凡哥，警署有规定的，警员家中有事是有权请事假的。”
梁非凡：“警署也有规定！下属不可以顶上司嘴！”
刘醒：“（开始生气）报告非凡哥，我这不是跟你顶嘴，是在跟你讲道理！”
梁非凡：“刘醒！我是你的上司，我说你讲的不是道理就不是道理！我说你顶嘴就是顶嘴！杨阳！叫所有人去操场！你要当着所有人的面前大声说：对不起，非凡哥。我听不到你再说，再听不到你继续说，说到我听到为止！”
刘醒：“报告非凡哥！不必去操场！我在这里说也行，也是六个字！吔屎啦，梁非凡！（此句乃是鬼畜界的经典啊。。）”
梁非凡：“你！”
刘醒：“你听不到我再说，再听不到我继续说，说到你听到为止！吔屎啦，梁非凡！”
梁非凡：“我要炒你啊！”
刘醒：“我不要你炒我，而是我要炒你啊！我现在不干了，就算你跪下来求我我也不回来了！”
（刘醒把手枪拍在桌面上）
敖嘉年（刘醒兄弟，吃软饭的一个）：“醒哥······”
刘醒：“得了，别说了！不用担心我，老天爷在帮我呢！我攒够钱做小生意了！我迟些再找你们（一起被罚的人）帮忙。”
（其他人有人欢喜有人愁）
杨阳：“醒哥，不必等日后了。你走了我们还在这里干有什么意思！我们也一起辞职！”
（一部分和杨阳抱有同样想法的人也掏出手枪拍在桌面上）
那些人：“吔屎啦（吃屎吧），梁非凡！”
刘醒：“走！”
（梁非凡等人全部走了，愤怒地大叫一声用警棍把桌子上的枪扫掉了）