Good King Moggle Mog
Good King Mog
Lord of all the land! (Kupo!)
Good King Moggle Mog
Good King Mog
Rules with iron hand!
Good King Moggle Mog
Good King Mog
Now come along and meet his trusty crew!
Kupo!
Kupta Kapa will clip your tuft
Split your hairs and ruffle your fluff
Kupdi Koop will throw you for a loop
Brave a wall of whiskers to find his troupe
Kupli Kipp is sly yet sweet
He*ll tickle your nose then tickle your feet
Jolly Kogi*s eye for fun is clear
He*ll put an arrow straight in your rear!
Pukla Puki plays with fire
Poms a- burning on her pyre
Puksi Piko likes her buddies big
To sing a little song and dance a little jig
Pukna Pako shivers and shakes
She*ll stick you in the gut and give you bellyaches
And who*s behind them, stand tall?
Why, the biggest moogle of them all!
(Spken)Who!? Who!? Whoever could it be!?
Good King Moggle Mog
Good King Mog
Kind and noble lord (hear! hear!)
Good King Moggle Mog
Good King Mog
His judgement you will dread!
Good King Moggle Mog
Good King Mog
What do you decree?
What do you decree?
What do you decree?
Off with their heads!
龙骑啊龙骑,躺尸,脆皮,输出低,还扛不住BOSS一个AOE,开了舍身加跳跃,天外飞尸真奇迹,奶妈急忙救起来,打字龙骑是菜鸡?话音未落龙骑起,一个后跳飞出去,直接坠崖倒在地,BOSS打完ROLL装备,龙骑高呼是我滴!队友打完真生气,心想龙骑真2B,从此副本没人组,世间再也无龙骑。
——————— 来自格里达尼亚 计生办《躺尸龙的末日》