The Big Bang Theory.
Leonard!

How about we go rock-paper-scissors?

Hey,I am going to growing a mustache小胡子。

well, it seems once again,you are between a rock and a crazy place.看来你再一次陷入了进退两难的境地。

You are tricking me.你在骗我。

Of the top of my head(灵光一现),the most important point to go with Penny is to go really slow,I mean glacial（冷淡）.
Sheldone,I know what I am doing! 我自有分寸。
classified 机密的，保密的
prank恶作剧
Bazinga!气死你！
Once again, you*ve fallen for one of my classic pranks. Bazinga!你又一次掉进我的经典恶作剧陷阱了。气死你！
Of course not. Even in my sleep-deprived state, I*ve managed to pull off another one of my classic pranks. BAZINGA!当然不是啦！就算在我睡眠不足的情况下，我的谢氏恶作剧也能整到你。

I*m the third wheel.电灯泡，多余的人。
Everyone has different theory.萝卜青菜各有所爱。
mee-maw奶奶
mimesis鹦鹉学舌
douch脑残

She is my second cousin.远房表妹。
I need to know whether you are looking for a relationship or one-night stand.你是想谈恋爱还是搞一夜情。
Greetings,homies.宅男们好。哥们好。
Call me when you figure out.想清楚了给我打电话。
Are you high?你嗑药了？
He got you,you can get him back.他赢了你，你可以以牙还牙啊。
I refuse to sink to his level.我才不要堕落到他那种水准。
You flatter me.你过奖了。
This is essentially why you have famine in India.这就是你们印度有饥荒的根本原因。
Ok,point.好吧，被你说中了。
You really are a piece of work.你真有两下子。
Don*t play innocent with me.别跟我装无辜。
Try to drink it all at once.试着一口闷。
Hit us again.再给我们来一杯。
homegirl闺蜜
Why didn*t you tell me you are tapping my homegirl?你干嘛不告诉我你在追我的闺蜜？！
How I envy you.我真羡慕你。
Why are you the one making a fuss?大呼小叫。
It*s a conversation starter.开场白。
wordly世故 high-achieving 成绩斐然
That*s a lousy conversation starter.这个开场白烂透了。
Goodnight,fellas.伙计们，家伙们。

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看看SHELDON感冒都好很多