[Queens]香奈儿奥柏林教你怎样评论放鸽子的恶劣行为

Dear kappa sisters,
And that some on is named"me".Attention all unless kappa sults.Congratulations,if you are reading this means you' ve overcome the limitations of you tiny manatee brains and opened an email.

Now if you' re asking yourself simply ask yourself the flowing question aloud"Am I chanel#3 or chanel#4 chanel#5 or zaday?" Because if the answer to that is yes , then felicitations , this missive is for you. So, do you all remenber when we agreed to meet at the campus pool and kill the dean, and I got you all awesome new phones so that when it came time to meet, the phone would light up a certain color, and when it did, you didn't even have to answer it, you just have to come meet at the aforementioned pool . And then do you remember not coming to the pool, despite me making it super easy for you by concocting a plan so simple that an orangutan could have figured it out.

楼主好厉害啊。。

Like, literally, a circus ape of moderate intelligence could have looked down at the phone sticking out of the single pocket in the front of his comical lederhosen and seen it light up and used his short little legs to waddle over to his tiny, motorized Shriner's car and driven to the pool liked I asked. Do you remember any aspect of this not a rhetorical question. I' m literally asking if your tiny sult brains have the power to process any of my super simple orangutanlevel instructions.

楼主几年级啊，字不错

一无是处的卡婊们请注意，恭喜你们，如果你正在阅读此信就表明你们已经克服你那小小的海牛脑带来的智力障碍，并成功开启了一封电邮。此刻如果你在问自己，“等等，这是说我吗，我是卡帕婊吗？”那你只需问自己以下问题：“我叫香奈儿三号 香奈儿五号 香奈儿六号或者扎丹 威廉姆斯吗？”因为如果你的回答是“是”的话，那祝贺你，这封信是给你的。那么，你还记得当时我们一致同意去学校游泳池杀教务长，我还给你们每人一台超赞的新手机，以便集合时间一到，那手机就会亮起特定的颜色，而当手机一亮时，你们甚至无需回复，直接跑到前面提到的游泳馆集合就行。你们还记得，后来你们没来游泳池吗？这件事简单无比。因为我的计划简单到就连一只猩猩都能搞定。

说真的，就连马戏团里智商感人的猴子也会低头去瞅一眼，它滑稽的小皮裤兜前露出半截儿的小手机，一旦看见了我发来的信号，就晃着它的小短腿儿，坐上它的小摩托，按照我的指令，乖乖赶来游泳池。

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