I was at a party and asked a woman I’d known for a long time and was very attracted to if she’d consider sleeping with me. Without missing a beat she replied, “I never thought of you as having a penis.”
Not exactly what I wanted to hear.
A couple hours later I ran into her in the kitchen where we were alone. Still bruised and awkward, I tried to pretend I wasn’t crushed while attempting a little small talk. Before I knew it, her tongue was in my mouth and her hands were groping so frantically at my private parts that I started wondering if I was going to end up without a penis.