47中老师の经典语录 转自╃面朝大海，蠢暖花开^

某天数学老师受不了了 ..
4.有的同学老问我这要出大题怎么办？不可能！有的题天生就是做小题的命~
                                                                                                                                                                ——数学老师
第二天要月考，晚自习是地理，老班那着他的那个本说了一大堆小到要用什么样的笔，要怎么涂答题卡等一系列的把我们当弱智的问题..
         5. 刚才咱们的李老师很细心的，很细致的，很细腻的 ，很...（说不下去了），或者说很罗嗦的说了一些千奇百怪的事。。
                                                                                                                                                                       ——地理老师
在讲咬文嚼字..
6.你这王八蛋！你是王八蛋！你说这两个哪个狠？..肯定是第一个。你这王八蛋，说明你是王八蛋不是一天两天了 ，而后者则说明你以前不是王八蛋，你现在是王八蛋了 ..
                                                                                                                                                                     ——语文老师


婴儿为什么尿床..
7.膀胱告诉脊髓说 尿液满了，脊髓说：“满了？满了那就释放吧。|于是小婴儿就释放了 。。
                                                                                                                                                                            ——生物老师
庄严觉得有人不好好听化学课，很和颜悦色的说..
8.不想学化学与生活的人就是不关爱生命，你说你连命都不要了，我还能怎么说你？
                                                                                                                                                                            ——化学老师
9.血糖130以上是 高血糖 ，60一下是 低血糖，60——180容易引发糖尿病，80以上——你就该吃点啥吃点啥吧~
                                                                                                                                                                            ——生物老师


说到皇帝的不好 ..
10.皇帝在各地选美女，这怎么能行呢？他大美女都选走了，那我们男的怎么办？..皇帝太坏了
                                                                                                                                                                            ——历史老师
他上午刚愤慨的说星期六上课的不好，下午就说好像以后不上课了..
11.我今天中午一听，太高兴了！晚上准备去喝一杯！
                                                                                                                                                                            ——历史老师
12.你是父母的小棉袄，父母是你的皮大衣
                                                                                                                                                                          ——语文老师


说到什么是现代人的时尚..
13.女孩想把头染成绿毛龟，男孩想做个酷头
                                                                                                                                                                                   ——语文老师
怎样对待父亲..
14.科学养爹
                                                                                                                                                                                     ——语文老师
但丁游地狱，于是他说到了天堂的样子..
15.去天堂都是像我这样的人，一生做善事，诚实守信，品德高尚
                                                                                                                                                                                   ——历史老师


16.你会发现湿地很容易陷进去，越陷越深，然后咕嘟咕嘟几个泡就没有了
                                                                                                                                                                                        ——地理老师
17.法国，英国那么近，伏尔泰游泳就过去了，一看，哇！英国那么好，法国也太混蛋了，太不是人了 ！
                                                                                                                                                                                        ——历史老师
18.某日物理老师在讲航海以引出磁学，她放了一张船的图片，然后我们班有个人从凳子上摔下来了，于是..
这位同学晕船是把？
                                                                                                                                                                               ——物理老师


知道的还挺多的……