1.!．．．．．．．．．）

.「同你储埋d利是钱入银行」
(最多细路受骗．．．)

        2.「生旧叉烧好过生你」 
             (生到旧叉烧话你好野！)

                        3.「再喊叫警察叔叔拉你」
                           (喊都搵警察，告你阻差办工呀！)

                                   4.「食葱会聪明 D 架」
                                       (食鸡翼又唔见生翼！？)

                                          5.「食唔清 D 饭会娶个豆皮老婆」
                                            ( 老豆食得好乾净喎，点解呀妈你．．．)

                                   6.「装人冲凉会生眼挑针」
                                             (无事喎！)

                          7.「讲大话会甩大牙」
                             ( 讲左咁多年大话都未试过．．．)

                   8.「唔好玩橡筋呀，橡筋会吸血架」
                       (放响水又唔见佢吸水既？)
                   9.「你再咁曳比"丫鸦"捉左你」
             ("丫鸦"咩生物？)

10.「你系由石头爆出黎」
(咁石滩咪好多孤儿？)